Poo in the loo

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

rage poo

The act of being so enraged that you shit out a poo so hard and fast that it comes out all-in-one. Side-effects of this may be pain in the bumhole.

JACK: I'm so fucking angry I shat out a rage poo!

by Jack Yazoo August 15, 2014

poo jenga

poo jenga is the term used for when your cat takes a steamer in his/her litter box and ignores the "bury your poop" rule. sometimes it can stack and make a little poo tower. the word e use for this is poo jenga. if it topples over, your cat has lost poo jenga.

did he win?" "no the poo jenga toppled." "better luck next time

by showforblow November 13, 2010

awkward poo

When you go for a poo and said poo gets lodged in the U-Bend and doesn't move upon flushing.

Duncan went for a poo so big that it got lodged. He went downstairs and said to Steve "I could do with some help, I've just had an awkward poo."

by MrMotivator17 August 20, 2017

Poo Twisty

A twisted piece of toilet paper that is twisted inside the bumhole to remove poo.

Often seen of the floor of public toilets.

I walked into the bogs and low and behold there was a poo twisty discarded on the floor.

by PooTwisty October 28, 2019

KUNG POO

Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun

The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.

Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.

Example:

Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"

Lee: (silence)

Rus: "Lee?"

Lee: (deathly silence)

by Quantum Reflex December 9, 2008

beer poo

A dump brewed in bowels of satan himself. Ocurrs only after a skinful (8-12 pints). This putrid, jet black shit is cemented into an unbreakable log that is as wide and as thick as a gorillas forearm. Not only does this defecation leave your arse in tatters due to it's colossal size, they tend to be blisteringly hot, singing pubic hair and leaving the ring red raw, making it near impossible to wipe. An allround thoroughly unpleasant experience.

Dave: Alright steve? You were in the bog for about 2 hours.
Steve: I was having a beer poo, my arse is in shreds. It's burnt the hair off the underside of my testes.
Dave: How many did you have last night?
Steve: 10. It was so big one end of the shit was in the U-bend whilst the other was still packed into my bowels.

by Gnusey October 27, 2012