Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
by Khuan November 22, 2021
Get the juan mariomug. A mario daddy is a mario that spoils you with money, clothes and makes you one blinged up suga mama.
Get yourself one
Get yourself one
by Sam jen April 14, 2021
Get the Mario Daddymug. This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati
femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati
femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati
by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022
Get the Mario Merisormug. Super mario is a video game that was released by Nintendo in 1985, and The game is about an adventure of how mario saves the princess from the evil guy bowser
by GotiniqBavnqr64 September 11, 2022
Get the Super mariomug. by The epic bros October 3, 2020
Get the Mario kidmug. A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.
D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao
by Ped Osmosis January 21, 2021
Get the Mario Mukbangmug. by sourcreamman November 15, 2022
Get the Reeve Mariomug.