Midnight gravy

Male ejaculate.

I woke her up from a dead sleep with the midnight gravy

by earple1 November 7, 2021

Midnight Tuna

A banger tunafish sandwich with relish, capers and meunster cheese. Must be made by a dude named Nate.

Yo Nate, hit me with one of them delectable Midnight Tunas.

by RowdyCannon August 10, 2021

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

Midnight Spaghetti

Any full meal made by or for friends after midnight. The meal is too big to be considered a midnight snack, while also occurring too late in the day to be considered dinner.

Hey bro, want to come over after work for midnight spaghetti?

by Word lane May 21, 2023