couple goals

when he looks outside the bus window at u while smiling and wont stop looking at you while you shyly look up and everyone can see him staring and smiling

random girl: ‘whys he staring at her sm?’

demarcus cousin the third: ‘because hes in love look at that smile hes showing all his teeth thats such couple goals!’

random girl: ‘hes kinda short tho’

by batty boy thick June 12, 2023

Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan

damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them

by aznsmug January 30, 2022

tragic goals

It's when you go McDonald's on Valentine's day

Let's go maccies on Valentine's day. We are such tragic goals

by Jand mazz February 14, 2017

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

by CcDragz December 23, 2023

Goals

Hannah and Asher aka Hasher... fan base known ass hashbrowns

Hannah and Asher are goals.

by People od the earth June 27, 2018

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal

Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.

Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”

by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023