I'll play like the children are little bugs in mah web.

One of the funniest lines in any movie.
From wordFamily Guy/word

by larstait October 17, 2003

door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2008

LuWeegee Children

A group of people who follow the teachings of LuWeegee, a God who is determined to save us from death and allow us Paradise upon passing through the Sun Gate, a gate opened once the sun collapses in billions of years.

Are you one of the LuWeegee Children?

by Jojojojokira5 May 15, 2019

Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.

Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.

by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz September 19, 2015

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.

You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.

by Nikonym July 02, 2018