cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

cactus mouth

Mouth that is beyond the OD cotton mouth. It's the desert.

Jeffy: Pardon me Jerome, but I am worried that I may have procured the O.D. Cotton Mouth.

Jerome: Fuck that shit meng! I got CACTUS MOUTH!

by Habana Baba January 5, 2014

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

cactus junk

I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas

That cactus junk hurt my vagina

by Nig-gers 4 days February 21, 2018

Cactus

An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator

Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.

by I hope I get on a subreddit pl March 20, 2020

cactus sydrome

a term for getting boners excessively

damn i got cactus sydrome when i look at jane

by EyIAmCoolGuy3 July 30, 2020