tacky stuff thats shiny and ususally has wads of glitter or gold or something but its tacky so its usually plastic.
by ChopMaster March 28, 2010
Get the Bling Tackmug. So it basically means
John: Yo do you like my outfit
You: You have no bling bling or swag swag
Just a nice way of saying "I hate your outfit"
John: Yo do you like my outfit
You: You have no bling bling or swag swag
Just a nice way of saying "I hate your outfit"
You have no bling bling or swag swag
by jaayyyden January 22, 2023
Get the Bling Bling Or Swag Swagmug. by Iron taste like blood September 7, 2021
Get the Bling Johnnymug. The word "bling" refers to a shiny object often diamonds or metals but can aslo be used as light shining as in "The light is blinging/shining.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
by WeezyFtunechi January 5, 2021
Get the Blingmug. Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
Get the Bling-comemug. The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
Get the Blinging The Bishopmug. (n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
Get the bling vagmug.