Bling

The word "bling" refers to a shiny object often diamonds or metals but can aslo be used as light shining as in "The light is blinging/shining.

The word Bling was created by Lil Wayne with the help of his old friend Magnolia Shorty who sadly passed away in 2010.
Check the Bling on my chain.

That shit be Blinging.
by WeezyFtunechi January 05, 2021
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by toey July 28, 2023
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Bling

Physical or metaphorical value based upon experience or money.
'I've done nothing with my life.'
'I'm broke, seems we both have some blingmaxxing to do.'
by SILLY SAMOON June 10, 2024
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Bling Smacks

Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!

I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.

I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
by MastaRoe April 24, 2011
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bling vag

(n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.

Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....

Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"

John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."

Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."

John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"

Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."

John: speechless

Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
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diacritic bling

The addition of diacritical marks to letters that are of no particular aid to pronunciation, in an attempt to appear more worldly or sophisticated.
Joe: They tell me you're from Lindstrom, MN
Sven: That's Lindström.
Joe: Oh, go blow it out your ass. That's just some diacritic bling to make your shitty old hometown seem cool.
by Ångström December 30, 2015
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Showa Bling

dope, cool as fuck, sexy, da shit, fuck me thats nice, fresh
-das so dope trick
-yeh like Showa Bling dope
-Showa Bling? whats that?
-sorry, YOU wouldnt know
by ForNina September 16, 2010
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