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Get the thanos bag mug.A prune that tried to put on makeup an just make himself more like a prune the real reason why he wants to make the universe 50% off is beacase there will be less people to make fun of him. And also less people to make fun of his shiny rock collection an his historical oven mitt. And has back problems because he sits on a $5 throne that is made up out of rocks.
Boy: Ha Ha you have a prune for a head
SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence
SPANNING SOUND
Thanos: AHHH
SNAP
Woman: how dare you snap my son out of existence
SPANNING SOUND
Thanos: AHHH
by TheBloodyLegend123 May 7, 2020
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“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”
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