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Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.
Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.
by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022
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Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes
Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.
by Gaypex October 4, 2019
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Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017
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Roughie Susan

Used sometimes by extremely fucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.
Man, that felt worse thana roughie susan.
by Wooden Masthole August 13, 2016
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A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.
Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.
by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021
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Little Ms Susan

A poooch, FUPA, upper fat pussy area.
It was my time or the month and little Ms Susan was feeling quite bloated.
by Auto bot February 4, 2024
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Susan

A middle age woman who is miserable and takes it out on everyone else
“Susan sold my fucking cats”
“Wtf I fucking hate Susan”
by __DarnellBoat__ May 15, 2025
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