new jersey stew

when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.
I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!
by tyler akers March 04, 2005
Get the new jersey stew mug.

Paper Airplane Stew

The act of two skinny people taking a warm bath together and making uncomfortable bony skeleton love while bathing
Mark: Hannah and I just Paper Airplane Stewed last night
Bob: that is crazy I'm far to fat to do that
Mark: Good I don't recommend it
by Naughty_Nazi November 21, 2016
Get the Paper Airplane Stew mug.

Beef Stew in a Crockpot

When you are eating her out and accidentally chunky vomit inside of her vagina.
Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.

Guy #2: That is vile man....
by The Plate January 01, 2022
Get the Beef Stew in a Crockpot mug.

mexican beef stew

when you make a taco bowl in an ass hole, they fart in it, and you slurp it all up.
sorry mom, I'm too full to eat thanksgiving dinner because I was eating Mexican beef stew earlier.
by Peen Lord 6969 December 12, 2019
Get the mexican beef stew mug.

russian lentil stew

your monthly blood flow is gradually coming to an end.
your sexy thoughts and lust for life are being replaced by female shame, guilt, rage, insecurity. Your libido is radically reduced. So is your tit tissue.
"er, yeah, so, my mum is coming next week and i thought we could try that russian lentil stew that Margaret is going on about. You could read her some of your poetry maybe? She says she needs our measurements for our new wool jumpers. Can't you just let her take them personally?? She would enjoy it so!"
by Krkič February 11, 2020
Get the russian lentil stew mug.

sofa king stew peed

A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
omg he's sofa king stew peed, that he doesnt get what we just said to him
by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021
Get the sofa king stew peed mug.

Cock n Ball Stew

What the water is called in a hot tub when a bunch of men are sharing it without women.
I was sitting with all my guy friends in a hot tub and realized I was basically sitting in cock n ball stew.
by Devereux League October 07, 2011
Get the Cock n Ball Stew mug.