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Stephen Skratt

Stephen Skratt is a godly man that is above most mortals like you and I, It is a blessing to carry his genes and his last name. Woman have killed to get to Skratt, some say his last name makes people immortal. Further research is needed but all we know is that may have a wife named Wendy Skratt and a son Thomas Skratt, these people share his godly last name which not that many people have so they are likely related. Stephen Skratt is still much better than his mortal family as he has made multiple soundtracks for the Lego Marvel movies and is a key component in the soundtracks of hotel Transylvania and Inspector Gadget.
Any Woman on the Planet: who is that hunk of a human being?
Man: oh that's the man every man wants to be Stephen Skratt

Boy: I;m not going to bed just because the fire's pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Girl: I'm making a new fire and pulling a Stephen Skratt

Boy 1: You can't say the N-word that's racist!
Boy 2: It's okay, Stephen Skratt gave me the pass
by IntelligentMoron October 21, 2019
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Stephen Sarandos

My friend Stephen Sarandos likes to be pegged by a strap-on opposed to a penis
by Anditus August 1, 2021
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Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.
" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
by spanky6969 August 6, 2021
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stephen vesely

you want a stephen vesely in your why because he will love you like no else can and be there for you when no else can. they have the biggest hearts and the biggest smile like no other. he is amazing with little kids and a guy you want to take so your dad can meet.
stephen vesely omg he is amazing with kids
by maresy June 20, 2021
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Stephen curry

He’s takes the Piss out of anyone in the NBA , the man has real life aim bot and no matter what u do he can’t be stopped
Guy1: How tf did he make that

Guy2: he’s been watch Stephen curry highlights all week and thinks he’s the man himself

Guy1: man needs a hobby
by Aim bot is real November 23, 2022
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Stephen Curry

The best player in NBA history

(next to LeBron, Jordan, Kobe, etc.)
“And there’s Stephen Curry with a shot from deep”,
“AND HE SINKS THE THREE!!!”
by yellowflashcurry May 30, 2022
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Stephen D

Stephen with a PH is a dickhead .he will play girls and think he's cool because of that.he thinks he's good-looking but in reality he's just insecure
Oh theres Stephen D
Ye he's just a fuck boy
by Tangoloco January 17, 2022
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