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Shelley's boyfriend

The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
by LAURE ST. GEORGES September 15, 2003
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Steeler

1. A woman that resembles an angry Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker in any or all of the following: bodily mass, physical proportions, angry disposition, snarling countenance, dentifrice, intimidating posture or offensive speech.

2. A pissed off, ugly, fat woman.
A: My god, that's a big bitch over there.
B: Yeah, she's a Steeler!
A: For sure.
by D.K.A. May 17, 2006
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stool stealer

A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus
John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
by Kallum October 23, 2007
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potion seller

1. A person who sells potions.
2. An amazing and emotional video created through the use of Apple's photobooth.
1. The guy bought a potion from the sketchy looking potion seller.
2. Urban Dictionary forced me to write a definition on the term potion seller.
by ……..........………… September 13, 2016
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Stellent

I don't like the color of this web-site...it's so Stellent!

How do you feel today?
Stellent!
by bottom feeder May 29, 2003
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Selleri

Selleri fraged 25 people today, he rocked!
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.
Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.
by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009
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