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stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.
"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."
by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024
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Stealth Infection

Definition:
A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.

2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
by IronMikey August 13, 2025
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Stealth Pipe

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!
by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
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Stealth bomber

while fucking your gf from behind text your friend whos hiding in the closet and summon him. He will stealthily approached your gf and shit diahorea all over her head then stealthily disappear.
My friend did a stealth bomber on my gf last night, it was awesome!!
by sexfiend111 June 23, 2010
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Stealth snacking

Consuming snackage such as chicken burgers. Chips cookies and ice cream outside ones home.these snacks are usually consumed inside ones car in such places as grocery store parking lots.parks. and numerous other "3rd spaces". Like masturbation. Stealth snacking is something that everyone does.but no one talks about it!
Gertrude: hi hon what do you want for dinner? Leonard:"oh. I think I'll have a small bowl of ramen noodles. Gertrude:"that diet's really working! Leonard:"oh yeah!" (What he doesn't tell her is he just got home from some serious stealth snacking!)
by 4realazitgits March 30, 2021
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stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.
by Petestream May 12, 2016
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Stealth bomb

The act of taking a Jagerbomb in a mug, thereby concealing ones' alcoholic intentions.
Josh: how did you get through work today?
Scott: I stealth bombed the entire time bruh
by bigcocksowhat September 27, 2014
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