A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
Get the Stealth Straightmug. In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.
Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.
by Zyrexia February 19, 2015
Get the Stealth Peenmug. by Puma267 October 18, 2021
Get the Midnight stealthmug. by SomeCaliGirl January 23, 2024
Get the heavy stealthmug. Did you realize that Beth has worked here for 10 years, and no one knows anything about her; I guess she has a stealth personality.
by Guido1 October 24, 2009
Get the stealth personalitymug. A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.
Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.
by BunnySMG February 12, 2015
Get the Stealth Morning Drunkmug. High end stealth server for RGH/JTAG xbox 360s that allows online functionality on a modified system. xbNetwork can kiss my ass.
by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
Get the Cipher Stealth Servermug.