jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.

My dad was Stanley Matthew Todd

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018

stanley and niamh

a ship so there meant to be together

bro what do you think
i think you too are a stanley and niamh

by hamsterrocket43 December 3, 2018

Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.

Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

tyler stanley

A nerdy person who lives in califronia.

Also only wears banana republic

Theres that nerd Tyler stanley

by GoodJob19383y June 8, 2016