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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Stanley

A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
Stanley wants to take everybody to Las Vegas so he can spend everybody’s money.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
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An Izaac Stanley

A loving boyfriend who is easily heartbroken and spends to much money on girls.
"Why you spending so much money on her bro?"
"I dont know im feeling like an Izaac Stanley"
by name.definition May 17, 2023
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Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)
Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude
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Stanley Tootski

A small amount or bump of cocaine.
Hey you want to do a line? Actually, I wouldn't mind doing a little Stanley Tootski.
by Stackroast June 15, 2023
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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