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pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.
Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!
by efiki September 8, 2018
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monkey stalking him

This lyric by King Von, is a metaphor and a play on “monkey on my back”. When you have a monkey on your back, you have a desire to drink smoke gamble (or any unhealthy coping method) because of emotional distress. King Von is saying the monkey on his uncles back, or his drug dependency, is stalking, in other words prominent or wont let up.
“My uncle got that cough again, he been smoking cr@ck since I was born. That monkey STALKING him.”
- King Von
by Gen Ten March 18, 2023
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gang stalking

Psychological warfare tactic called Zersetzung developed by the Stasi used by the KKK, Mormons, Scientology, Freemasons, COINTELPRO, and actively by Fusion Centers calling it counterterrorism using indirect no touch torture (Stasi tactics) with mobbing. CIA runs electronic harassment and FBI runs gangstalking and uses partnerships and programs as flying monkeys. Targetedjustice is suing the deep state program for the unconstitutional watchlist scam.
The intelligence community calls it the program and it's called gang stalking on the street.
by TI Satan September 20, 2023
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National ass smacking day

April 12 is national ass smacking day. You can grab anyone’s ass and get away with it.
Today is national ass smacking day so smack that girls ass hard
by EatShitDonaldTrump43 May 25, 2018
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Cup Stacking

A slang term for male masturbation. When the hand motions of cup stacking are simulated the relationship between cup stacking and masturbating is fairly evident.
Billy is the cup stacking champion of the would
by Backhand Cup Stacking Champ October 12, 2009
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Stacking Thirds

When three men each have a third (1/3) of an erection, and combine their efforts to achieve one (1) full erection.
Damn Girl! My friend and I think you're kind of fine. When our buddy-who sort of agrees-gets here, we'll be Stacking Thirds to Folsom Prison.
by Dogstar Reeves July 22, 2010
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