Sorority Squat

Awkwardly positioning yourself over a toilet, a trash receptacle, or passed-out party-goer to muck the baby batter splatter out of your fuck holes.

You taste like my brother! GROSS! Why didn't you at least pop a Sorority Squat in the bushes on the way over!?

by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020

stall squating

masterbating in a public stall

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.

by snivert April 12, 2007

Swoop and Squat

When someone tries to steal someone else's girlfriend/boyfriend. Its called a swoop and squat and it can cost your insurance company thousands of dollars in damages.

"Dude Zain, she already has a boyfriend"
"Thats why, I'm going to swoop and squat"

by rohanstanford February 11, 2007

jack squat

A pleasant way of saying "Jack Shit" which means nothing. Usually used in reference to possesions or intelligence.

That hobo doesn't have money. In fact, he ain't got jack squat.

by GuyWithWalletContaining Jack Squat September 19, 2003

diddly squat

A style of dancing which which includes a short crouch while the musician is playing the fiddle.

I never did see so many of them all doing diddly squat at once.

by AyStyle April 12, 2015

diddly squat

Literally means "chicken shit".

Those shiny cars won't mean diddly squat when you die.

by The JDawg May 29, 2007

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003