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sponge-bob

this is a nick-name for someone who is the king of all dorks or just super weird
-Awww man last night i gat the new pokeymon card..

-OMG shut up SPONGE-BOB your sooo freakin lame!
by urfeetstink May 5, 2009
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Fun Sponge

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.
Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
by Simple Jack and a sack March 24, 2009
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cum sponge

1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth
1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence
by richard nawgen November 21, 2006
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Love Sponge

Your love sponge is huge. - Your penis is huge.
by Evilhamsta February 26, 2009
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Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation
"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!
by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015
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sponge wonder

when you take a shit in the toilet so big that it soaks up the toilet water and it looks like all thats left in the toilet is a huge turd.
"Honey, call Guinness book of world records! I just left a sponge wonder in the toilet thats the biggest ive ever seen."
by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014
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Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.
Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.
by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019
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