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Spanking the schlorgon

The act of beating infected horse pussy till fat pus leaks out of every crevice.
Yo dawg did you see ryan benton spanking the schlorgon
by Young pecker February 2, 2020
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synchronized spank

I did a synchronized spank with my buddy a few days back, it was awkward locking eyes but other than that it was pretty cool
by RandomCrackerZack June 14, 2017
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spanking the pud

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.
by PudSpanker October 6, 2016
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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time
Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.
by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022
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Mojave spanking

Involves two individuals, cactus, litter box, and a lot of imagination.
"I'd rather get some Mojave spanking then visit my in-laws."
by thecrimsonfuckr_#vampire April 16, 2020
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spank shot

a picture contained in your spank bank; a pornographic image to which one may spank one's self.
Audrey sent me a total spank shot; all she's wearing is her boots.
by natashathesleuth April 23, 2010
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