Soggy Marie

A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"

by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017

Soggy Crumpet

Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.

Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!

by yoshi12 October 10, 2014

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob

Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug

by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Soggy moth

Someone who has a particular soggy lower 'lip'

"She's a bit of a soggy moth"

by boopnoopboop January 11, 2017

Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.

Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022