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"I have to tell you something" moment 

The scene in movies and tv shows when one person is about to tell another person something, but the other person interrupts and says something that convinces the first person not to say anything. The other person usually finds out the truth anyway. This scene is being over used in tv shows and chick flicks
The classic "I have to tell you something" moment

Girl: (thinking) I don't want to go out with this guy, he's weird! I'm gonna break up with him.

Guy:hey how are you?

Girl:I have to tell you something.

Guy:me too... My aunt just died after a long, painful battle with cancer and her dying wish was for me to give you her priceless diamond ring. So what were you gonna tell me?

Girl:Uhhh... (in fake voice) I just wanted to say I'm so excited were going out yaayyy...
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To be tied up with something or someone 

Example with "to be tied up with something or someone"

Doctor: Sorry you waited so long, Matt; I've been tied up all afternoon.

did you get that done in guatemala or something? 

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery
"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

we should do something sometime

Although this sounds like quite a positive remark, there are really just two possible meanings:

1. the speaker may feel sorry for the recipient party, while they block your screen name and phone number. And file a restraining order. See also rejection hotline.

2. the speaker sincerely hopes that they never have to look at your face again. ever.
Ex. 1: I really enjoyed looking through your extensive pocket protector collection. We should do something sometime.

Ex. 2: I'm really sorry i ran over your dog and threw it into reverse several times. Anyways, we should do something sometime.

Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger with shiitake mushroom
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Let's Give 'em Something Shiitake 'bout Burger, you should try it!"

I am pretending to type something 

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something

librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.