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Smont

A person who can read small fonts on paper for screen without it hurting their eyes. To my knowledge, there is no work for people who can easily read small fonts; perhaps 10% to 20% of the US population, based on my co-workers)
1 - His desktop screen is filled with small icons. Because he is a SMONT, he has no trouble reading and finding icons.
2 - "Hey, smont, please increase the size of your document" (said during a MS-Teams meeting).
by Opentransfer August 5, 2023
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snoint

A measurement of consumption for an alcoholic beverage. A sip.
Would you care for some wine? Yes, just a snoint.
by Cike Mollins August 14, 2024
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snootely

Relating to the behavior of a dog (particularly greyhounds) whereby it will place its snout in the space between your lower back and another surface, typically a couch/sofa.
I was just trying to relax and watch some tv when I felt the cold and wet nose of this snootely hound here against my back.
by SeamusMcPhee December 17, 2023
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Snootch

Snootch is the area between the penis and ball sack.
I want to be snooched baby, meaning please tickle my area between the penis and ball sack. You can also purchase a pair of 3/4 shorts with a double stiched Snootch hole for snootching from Etsy.
by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023
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Snootch

The area between a penis and a ballsack
Snootch me baby. Meaning please tickle the area between my penis and ball sack. Also popular with the snootching crowd is purchasing a pair of 3/4 pants with a double stitched felt hole for easy Snootch access.
by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023
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Snootch

The area between a penis and a ballsack
Snootch me baby. Meaning please tickle the area between my penis and ball sack. Also popular with the snootching crowd is purchasing a pair of 3/4 pants with a double stitched felt hole for easy Snootch access.
by Ben Summerfield December 20, 2023
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shont

similar to shouldn’t but different
you shont do that
by A1! December 31, 2023
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