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ass smoothie

when one proceeds to insert fruit in to a womans rectum then preforming anal sex and putting it in a glass and drinking it
yo my friend George preformed an ass smoothie on Jessica
by teeth wrinkles December 31, 2021
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Planet smoothie

A place where they sell blended fruit drinks and have the hottest young employees!!!!
I want to see some girls and get a smoothie at the same time I know where to go! Planet smoothie
by Epictailz January 25, 2017
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Smoothie

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."
by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016
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Breakfast smoothie

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.
I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck
by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018
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night smoothie

Unrelenting, obnoxious noise (often from a loud household appliance) between the hours of 10pm and 7am due to a roommates obliviousness and general selfishness - typically relating to their lack of a frontal lobe.
Fucking Sue is making a night smoothie again. *three minutes later* This night smoothie sure is getting in the way of my studying.
by Dixnballs March 15, 2017
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Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022
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Lukewarm Smoothie

In contrast to a Warm Fuzzy or Cold Prickly, a Lukewarm Smoothie is a note given to someone which causes a confusion of good and bad emotions or indifference due to either the self-contradicting nature of the message or being a simple statement conveying no clear emotion. Additionally, a Lukewarm Smoothie is typically given anonymously and signed simply <3 LWS.
Examples of Lukewarm Smoothies:

1. Peter, you look like a Lakie, but I still like you. <3 LWS

2. Michael, you have blonde hair and blue eyes just like your sister. <3 LWS
by The_Hawk August 3, 2009
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