Banana smoothie

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.

"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."

by Banana.faith.smoothie November 23, 2020

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Intrauterine smoothie

The oozing discharge after getting a back alley abortion

Jill makes the best intrauterine smoothies, the discharge to froth ratio is most excellent

by Bahammer February 24, 2021

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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth

Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022

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Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

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detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023

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Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

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