KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

by Sideways23 September 29, 2021

Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

animated smoothie

This is the word to describe an unexplainably smooth or so "correct" in your brain that you can help but watch the one animation again and again until you get the animation out of your head.

Guy 1: "You gotta watch this animated smoothie, it's gonna get stuck in your head for a while"
Guy 2: "What the hell is an animated smoothie?"
Guy 1: "Look on Urban Dictionary"

by B0N3KILL3R34 July 13, 2021

Smoothie

Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual

Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized

#getsmoothiehelp

Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”

by LuzBlight July 15, 2021

Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up

"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"

by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022

Fuck Smoothie

A smoothie made of all the fucks J has to give

J: Here have this fuck smoothie, choc full of all the fucks I have to give

Chad: There's nothing here

J: *finger guns* Exactly

by Bagghagg June 4, 2021

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024