Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 October 3, 2017

Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.

“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie”

by Rigasha January 15, 2023

Smoothie

Smoothie is a very funny and the best mutual

Also needs therapy due to getting truamatized

#getsmoothiehelp

Smoothies Line: "Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”

by LuzBlight July 15, 2021

Fruity smoothie

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.

Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.

by R Dingle March 30, 2015

Banana Smoothie

When a twink cums in your mouth and you have to guzzle all of the cum and you have to drink up, taste it, swallow it. Get up, get on top of it.

You got a banana smoothie?!

by Fluffy.Florence January 30, 2024

The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025