Slow no dick

When you hate someone and so much and no dick meaning you wouldn't hump them for $1M and slow meaning they are as slow as a retard.

Slow no dick, Tseries

by username420 November 19, 2020

Slow Dump

1. It can mean a slow breaking up process as described above. But my first thought on it would be that a slow dump is one of physical bowel constipation. I guess the two of them can be the same, either way you get crap, neither one is pleasurable, both are painful, you hurt before, while, and after it's going on, and they both stink!

I was broke last week, and all I had left in food stamps was enough to buy bread and peanut butter; man was I stuck with the slow dumps all week. I will NEVER do that again! I am gunna but some greens & beans or something next month; this last week jiss about killed me. Thank God it's almost my food stamp pay day!

by IrishDaddy2U April 17, 2010

Slow AF

adjective

the description of a person or individual who is slow as fuck.

John: Are you ready, yet? Christ, it's been 30 minutes, how long does it take to put on some god damned shoes?
Rick: Almost done.
John: Oh for fuck's sake, you are slow AF, Rick.

by DrDave23 June 11, 2020

Medium-Slow

The act of not going fast, yet not going slow; a speed in between fast and slow.

While driving in my car I hit the speed of 45 mph, you could say I went pretty darn medium-slow.

by K-Unit nigga May 25, 2006

slow and go

A flirting technique in which you begin slow (stage one), and jump quickly ahead.

Peter went to Shanon's house, which was just down the street. After entering, they talked, flirted a little bit, which, using the slow and go procedure, ultimately led to a long act of intercourse.

by Torshcol the Impossible January 13, 2015

go slow

Refers to decreasing the socially defined progression of a relationship.

1. To slow down the physical aspect of the relationship by delaying physical intimacy or sex.

2. To slow down the social construct of a relationship in terms of definitions or titles like boyfriend or girlfriend.

When a girl is not read for the next part of the relationship:

"I really like you, but I want to go slow for now."

by eagle112800 April 02, 2013

slow elevator

If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off

Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor

by THE SLOW ELEVATOR PRANKSTA December 07, 2005