United States

1: Largest economy in the world.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.

I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.

I also smoke marijuana.

The United States was founded in 1776.

by foam August 23, 2006

America or United States

A country that is accused of being rednecks, hippies, and fat bastards, and total complete idiots. Think about this though if we were idiots could i actually type like this without spelling mistakes, could we have some of the most powerful companies on the face of the earth, could we have one of the most powerful armed forces on the face of the earth. The government spends over 425 billion dollars a year on the US military, for training and weapons and some people wil have their opinions about that but its to protect us. Their budget surpasses some small countries. For example if we were idiots and fatasses would we have been able to do what we have done?, the internet, th atomic bomb, the space shuttle, services for the poor. Somebody tell me if im wrong common.

how many countries, people, cultures and ither things have we saved from certain anhillation? All the people from other countries on this website who talk about us have either have never been here or are just being prejudice and formulating opinons (cough...britian or other european countries) without us you would either be communist or nazi. We win every conflict we engage in that cant be said about most other nations.


Why do brits spell tire like tyre?

by USA IS BETTER THAN U February 8, 2007

united states of arousal

what you would call the stages of arousal that happen between two people at the same time, hence the word united.

the presidents of the united states of arousal

we gazed into each other's eyes and could feel each other's united state of arousal.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

The United States Military Academy Preparatory School

a prison for average student athletes that didn't have the grades to be directly admitted into West Point. It is a place to be treated like a 12 year old and too lose one's soul, zest for life, and will to succeed.

an extra year of high school where students improve their study skills and are cooped up with the same 246 people for an entire year. The curriculm entails "buddy fucking", how to break the rules without being caught, and how to deal with a group of individuals who are either normal (rare), ignorant, or socially inept. If you like being told when to go to bed, cut off from society, socially and sexually deprived; this is the place for you.

"My recruiter told me I was attending the number 1 college in the United States, when really, I was just going to The United States Military Academy Preparatory School or daycare."

by #prepschoolproblems November 21, 2011

free some slaves

Taking an urgent multi-turd bowel movement

I ate half a block of pepper jack cheese last night so I gotta find a toilet right away and free some slaves!

by Harry T Bags November 3, 2013

U.S. "blue states"

The small number of states where the majority of the citizens chose to elect a Giant Deusch instead of a Turd Sandwich for president.

"Not a huge fan of Kerry but how can a guy support freedom but oppose gay marriage? People came to this country to escape those types of restrictions. My wife and I are still a straight couple even if the gay ciple next door gets married. There contrat is completely separate and unrelated to ours. Even though I think gay marriage is gross, it's really nobody's else's business but theirs."

by #14012008011413070515180705 May 24, 2005

slaveship

When two people are locked in a 69 and a third person penetrates the top person and the bottom person licks them both while they go at it. The bottom person preferabbly begs for cum.

A slaveship has cramped quarters and I'm sure they'd eat/drink whatever they could get a hold of.

There's nothing better than pulling a slavehsip with my girlfriend and her sister.

by Mike's Spike January 24, 2005