Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

slap on titan

a parody of the show attack on titan except all the characters are genz and have genz behaviour

slap on titan:
Eren:"Captain Levi!"
Levi:"Omg WHAT"
Eren:"We're-we're in a forest!"
Levi: No shit sherlock

by levi'sgf December 28, 2020

dorito slap

An alternate version of the bitchslap or pimpslap in which an individual is slapped for inappropriately touching another individual's property and/or territory. Originates from the famous "Dorito Slap" commerical.

A: "Hey, check out Mark's new iPad!" *picks up iPad*
B: "You better put that down, you 'bout to get a dorito slap!"

by paperfairy17 February 08, 2010

Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.

Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!

by Danger500 April 26, 2011

Taffy Slapped

to be slapped in the face with a flaccid penis

"Yo, Bill Cosby totally Taffy Slapped that midget in the face."

by manitoo137 September 27, 2011

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019

bust on slap

to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.

are you ready to bust on slap from here?

by cjhstl June 09, 2009