shrocking

A tiny creature that resembles shreck

often found taking a DOLOP in the swamp

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: LOOK AT THAT CREATURE WHAT IS IT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : ITS SMALL AND LOOKS LIKE SHREK IT MUST BE A SHROCKING

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: WHY IS IT CONKING OUT?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2 : LOOK ITS GREEN AND THICK

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 1: THATS FAR OUT DOODE

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 3: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

GENDER UNSPECIFIED BEING 2: WERE HAVING A GOOGLE AT THE SHROKLING DISCHARGING ITS LOAD

by POOEY993 May 10, 2018

shredding butter

To pass gas; a fart

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.

by FunnyWordsmith May 26, 2018

Schrödinger's Coulson

Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.

by cyclops-was-right June 7, 2018

Shredding the gnar

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

by The real Dingleberry Jones June 10, 2018

Shroadie

A road soda you share with a friend.

Hey Ben! Pass me that shroadie I'm thirsty!

by Matt1026 September 14, 2018

Shrooming out

When you take so much shrooms that you fall into a pit to where you can’t tell what’s real and what’s not

Friend 1:Dude is your uncle shrooming out right now

Friend 2: yeah he does it before funerals and work

by Scooby snack stoner March 6, 2019

Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.

"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"

by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019