Gym Shorts

A low cut tight fiting type of shorts

Chad : Oh La La! (sniff) Mmmm! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kaylee : Chad! What the hell are you doing?
Chad : Oh Nothing!
Kaylee : Then why did you just sniff the crotch of Kiersten's Gym Shorts then cum on them?
Chad : You know what Kaylee you need to mind your own business! (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : Uhhh! So Gross!
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee can you hand me my Gym Shorts?
Kaylee : I would if I could but I can't!
Kiersten : Stop messin around hand me my Gym Shorts now!
Kaylee : Well Chad just sniffed the crotch of them came on them and ran off with them!
Kiersten : Uhh Gross! Fine just give me yours then!
Kaylee : No way just put on your panties and let's go!
Kiersten : I would if I could but I can't Mark ripped them off of me in the shower!
Kaylee : God Kiersten do you always have to fuck random guy's at Planet Fitness just put on a towel and let's go!
Steve : Oh God Kiersten in a towel! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh!
James : Ohh I hope Kiersten's towel falls off! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Knock it off perves!
Kaylee : I hope the next time we come to Planet Fitness you keep your Gym Shorts on!
Kiersten : Or just bring an extra pair of panties & Gym Shorts!
Chad : Hey Kiersten do you mind if I sniff your sports bra?
Kiersten : Give me back my Gym Shorts you creap Oh God there so sticky!
Chad : Well maybe next time you will keep them on!
Kiersten : FUCK YOU!!!!
Chad : Uh I will fuck your Gym Shorts again!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2018

Short Stoppin

Short Stoppin is slang for shorting somebody typically referred to when it comes to drugs or money.
Giving somebody less than what they were suppose to recieve.

I heard he was short stoppin people, thats why they killed him.

by Tango-Charlie June 8, 2009

Short People

Short people are very fiesty. They will not hesitate to kill you if you call them short.

Take it from someone who’s short, trust me, you don’t want to mess with these cute but dangerous people.

Person: Wow she’s short
Short People: 😊🔪
Person: NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME JSJSJSJDJBDBDVDHDHD
Short People: :)

by ~UpsetSpaghettio March 31, 2021

short-talk

1) To pretend a conversation has reached its end, a subtle (or not) attempt to cut off what the other person is saying and conclude matters immediately.

2) A disconnect in conversation wrought by distraction.

Lora: "So then my uncle calls me back and starts telling me all about his . . .

Jeff: "Well, that's great, so I guess I'll talk to you again really soon."

Lora: "Don't you short-talk me."

by LowTrainLora October 19, 2010

short bus

the primary mode of transportation for the "special". basically a regular bus, but shorter.

the shorter the bus, the more "special" the riders.
some regular riders can identify their short bus by its smell

by northendwhitetrash December 25, 2007

take it in the shorts

A euphemism for "take it in the ass."

He was the one who ran that project that the temps screwed up, so now he's the one who has to take it in the shorts.

by nozupe4u August 15, 2010

short cheese

The short cheese, things that look valuable but in fact don't really amount to anything in time. Fancy cars, clothes, and other accessories a person needs in life that depreciate over the years.

Person A: Man, you see that new Cadillac ol' boy just copped?

Person B: Yeah, but you know him, he's all about the short cheese.

by OP213 January 2, 2008