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Sharkeisha

The next echelon of striking punches, followed by the popular Falcon Punch.

Sharkeisha Punch has a far sinister etiology, in that victims of the punch have their souls separated from their body.

Salvation never comes even after death, as their soul is forever bound in purgatory with other victims (Morris, D., Craddock, M. 1996. Journal of African American Mythology. 15:3, 442-498)
"Damn.... How that girl gonna get sharkeisha'd so close to Christmas..."

"The latest sharkeisha victim was pretty sexy, wonder if she will put out more now that her self esteem is literally below zero."
by Dr. Tyronetrius Washington MD December 1, 2013
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Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
by AUDINASH August 30, 2011
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sharesies

A unique way of saying that you will share something with someone.
Person A - I have a secret!

Person B - You should play sharesies!

Person A - No way!
by phonetrick.net January 25, 2010
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mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men
by tboy April 2, 2003
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Shark gang

The kings of MCC and threaten to rape your teddy bear. They are just a bunch of “lit cunts”
Darcy Thomas is the leader of shark gang
by Succ your nan March 14, 2018
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Mud Shark

A caucasian person who will only date or sleep with a person of color.
Dude #1: I think Suzanne is cute do you think we could hook up?

Dude #2: No, you're white and she is a Mud Shark!
by Init Tho March 3, 2008
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brown shark

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.
I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.
by camel toe February 21, 2003
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