sards

A guy with a tiny penis. Strikes out with girls all night and only gos for 5s and 6s. Also super dumb and thinks he's insane but gets no pussy

You see that sards over there he gets no bitches

by Pussydestroyer4206969 June 2, 2020

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020

Sharkshot

SG-CQB

SG-CQB is a shotgun in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege but call it Sharkshot because that shit eats you alive

by my friend jack did this to me July 23, 2020

Shard mites

The bugs under your skin from a constant use of methamphetamine or shards in slang this month furniture store it runs off of Wi-Fi or you can you can run it without a memory card you smoking Ben activated motion activated no

Your arms and face are eating up by Shard mites from picking at them

by Hater proof November 6, 2020

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 November 30, 2020

Sharks and Minnows

When a male sits on a female's (or another male's if you're into that)'s face and they chomp his balls. The balls are the minnows. The chomper is the shark.

"Hey, man, what's going on with you? Why are you limping like that?"
"Sarah and I played sharks and minnows last night..."

by Skunk Rat March 29, 2021

Shardennay

When you put drugs in her ass while fucking her from behind

Bend over and I'll give you some Shardennay ok

by iR3kDuM April 27, 2021