Shaft

A mans and maybe a woman’s(hope not) private under there shorts that can get hard when they see something they like

Bro my shaft just got so hard when I looked at a picture of queen Elizabeth

by Chance_larger06 June 23, 2019

fizzle shaft

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019

Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft

“Im into shitty shafting”

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 28, 2019

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019

Shaft one

What an angry boy says before he blocks you for 16 minutes and then adds you back and says I love you

“You can literally shaft one”

by Shafter101 July 2, 2019

dingle shaft

USAGE: Noun; proper noun when speaking to a professional about their Dingle Shaft (less common use).

DEF: The bulk of penis shaft that does NOT include the head (or glans), nor the satchel of the Male genitals. This is the main veiny area that is generally squeezed pounded and tugged upon during masturbation sessions.

HER: Where did you say mygooch is located, Honey?
HIM: You need a dingle shaft to find the gooch, bitch. You'll find that under my purple knob.

by Sexi Sadie 74 July 22, 2019

golden shaft

The name of a really awesome water pump.

Me: Hey man, did you buy the golden shaft?
Friend: Yeah, I'm an affluent millennial with a 100K yearly salary - of course I did!
Me: Wow, that's pretty good man!

by TheChens December 12, 2019