Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed

I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude

by Moose913 February 21, 2017

Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin

by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009

tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

Shaft Lassies

A girls version of tunnel buddies Eskimo brothers etc. (when two girls sleep with the same guy at a separate time they’ve both been with him at the same point they are shaft lassies

Omg you slept with Josh ? I did too last week . We are now shaft lassies

by Greco976 October 16, 2019

whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp January 15, 2016

Shafted

To get shafted is to don't get any new characters from Dragonball Legends summon banner.

Example: Yoo bro look I pulled a new ULTRA SSJ4 Gogeta in dbl (Dragonball Legends),did you get anything good?

Nah bro I got shafted, I had 50.000 cc (Chrono Crystals) saved up I used all of them and didn't get shit.

by Stepane sine July 9, 2024

Shaft

The underside of a man's erect genitalia.

The shaft was the hardest part of his erect penis.

by Classifiedbunnycop July 28, 2016