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happy shirt

A plain old shirt that is used for mastuerbation.
What is that your happy shirt? There are stains all over it.
by Noblewolf797 July 8, 2023
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green shirt

the most softest niggahs on the football field
“Hey! Don’t hit him he is in a green shirt, he’s soft”
“I’m gonna put my green shirt on today, my elbow hurts”
by yupyourdum October 7, 2020
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Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
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Blue Shirt

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now
by CPRT October 24, 2022
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Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018
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shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
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Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
by Goatish February 1, 2015
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