scrotum poke

Rare scottish word meaning ball sack or bawbag this word is seldom used and when it is it is normally used in place of the afore mentioned bawbag to accentuate just how much of a fleshy sac of skin the person you are describing is. Can also be shortened to scrote poke

hes a total scrotum poke i shit you not

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 4, 2023

Scrotum Slime

Scrotum Slime is slime that comes out of a Hag Fish, which indeed looks like a scrotum. The Scrotum Slime has many uses, the ones which I prefer are: Bathing, eating, brushing your teeth with, killing predators, using it as lube to masturbate (guys only), and for use as a condom during sexual intercourse (5% chance of actually working).

"I didn't have any soap, so I used Scrotum Slime and it felt amazing to jerk it."

"Jamal, that is one prime slice of Scrotum Slime."

"I got pregnant because my boyfriend was too cheap to buy condoms and used Scrotum Slime instead."

by ScrotumSlimeLover123 November 22, 2009

yolk scrotum

When you deep water poach an egg and the resulting cooked article looks like a wrinkled scrotum with a golden testicle.

Particularly relevant if you cook a double-yolker and you can see both golden balls in the dangle.

I'm poaching some eggs, how many yolk scrotums do you want?

by GrassFedHuman January 9, 2025

scrotum suds

Fluid discharged at the ejaculation of a male. Used in amateur erotica when synonym is needed because "hot load of cum" has been used in the sentences preceding the use of this term.

During the geriatric gangbang, Joe shot a hot load of cum into Loe's ass. Coco's heaving breasts caught the next load of scrotum suds.

by AndyOcan2 April 30, 2015

Scrotum

The sac that holds the testes the epidiymus and starts creating sperm.

I dickens Elise so hard she had an orgasm and she was touching my scrotum the hole time.

by Suck him September 30, 2018

scrotum crunch

when a women or man bite someones balls so hard that the
sack rips open and the balls come tumbling out

man 1:hey man there is a ball on the floor
man 2:oh thats mine it must of fallen out of my scrotum crunched sack

by andrew smithenstein April 26, 2008