Whilst banging a menstruating girl from behind, you knee her in the ass and stick your finger up her cunt and rub your finger on her upper lip, while yelling "you fucktard dirty mashed potato pussy fucker".
Both virgins on their wedding night, Ted and Jameka were consumating the marriage when Ted suddenly pulled a bloody sanchez.
by Bangin on Juices October 8, 2007
Get the Bloody Sanchezmug. When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him head and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.
by Jason664 September 15, 2005
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug. When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.
by RangerDan2011 December 16, 2011
Get the Hairy Sanchezmug. While having a cuddle with your girl and shes on a four day bleeder, she runs a digit through her bloody slit and smacks you on the upper lip. This leaves a red moustache, thus the "Crimson Sanchez".
Her: Hey Love, wanna cuddle?
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
Him: Sure thing.
Him: What the fuck?! Smells like fish n' chips...
Her: Congratulations! You've had a Crimson Sanchez!
by Hooligan Hero August 22, 2008
Get the Crimson Sanchezmug. The most beautiful man to exist and is very smart and has good taste in music. He also is very good at games. He rocks the unibrow better then Anthony Davis. He is a G.O.A.T
by 21dale March 9, 2020
Get the Christian Sanchezmug. The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.
by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006
Get the Manual Sanchezmug. A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
Get the Dirty Sanchezmug.