Sam

A little gay 3rd grader that has Ligma and other diseases also he wants to marry a boy.

Don’t be such a sam

by Minisota April 29, 2019

Sam

stupid hobo who doesn't want to be devoted 2 one girl 4 2 long.

Girl 1: Who's your ex?
Boy 1: Sam, but now hes going out with some other guy.
Girl 1: aww im srry, When did you guys break-up?
Boy 1: 5 minutes ago.
Girl 1: WAIT!! ur a guy...
Boy 1: Shut up! im.... different!!

by nihowthecom June 4, 2009

Sam

A word usualy depicted for a michael jackson impersonator. A guy that looks like MJ but cannot dance like him, many girls think he is thick and smells quite bad and most people secretly hate him

"OMG that guy cannot dance and he smells realy bad, what a sam!

by crazzzyfool1456 June 3, 2011

Sam

shot mother fucker that no one like a ruins everthing that is fun

why would you do that you're suck a Sam

by mr.caps March 9, 2009

Sam

1-One who thinks he has absolute knowledge about video-games, but has none at all.
2-One who listens to things others say or people say in movies, then repeats them as a stupid jokes making no sense.
3-A complete 'dick head' to friends and gets mad or frustrated with them for doing something and does it more or worse themselves.

Sam: "The AK74u in Black Ops is based on the one in Rambo."

X: "I'm 2nd prestige in MW2!"
Sam: "Oh ya, well I'm 8th prestige!"
Y: "I'm 5th prestige."
Sam: "Wow you guys are such fags for playing too much video games!!!"

by it's-true December 16, 2010

Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick

Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!

by Doonie Van October 17, 2020

Sam

A little Asian boy who is addicted to masturbating

Look at that Sam over there

by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018