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Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore
Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms
by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019
mugGet the Yard salemug.
St Francis desales Highschool is a gay ass boring ass lame ass high school with racist teachers that favor every white student in existence. It’s also famously known for a rape incident that happened in the school parking lot with administrators such as bill stellar sugar coating it.
“Omg you go to St.Francis de sales Highschool that lame ass school”
by Desales class of 2020 September 9, 2021
mugGet the St.Francis de sales Highschoolmug.

sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed
I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.
by Smohr7 November 28, 2021
mugGet the sale paralysismug.

Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial
You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial
by Z Cool December 21, 2023
mugGet the Sales mercialmug.

Olesen Sale

When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"
"This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"
by KittenWithaWhip December 1, 2011
mugGet the Olesen Salemug.

Yard Sale

a derogatory term for a middle school/freshman girl.

Most effective when yelled at said girl(s) from a distance.
Guy : "Show me your titties!"
Girl : *keeps walking*
Guy : "Yard Sale!!!"
Girl : "What???"
Guy : "lol"
by shotdownNflames August 15, 2007
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

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