Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

saging

Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.

Jeff was saging his friends.

by ASFGJBFYKHGHHDTH April 2, 2018

clixp.__.sage

Sexist tiktoker on the planet

Clixp.__.sage is sexy

by Clixp.__.sage September 25, 2021

Sage

very beautiful and perfect can spek all languages and good at english speaking. also bestest bullyer of friends - is alone most of time and read smut. has trypophobia butits ok because cute and beautiful

sage is perfect in every aspect possible, her friends smell like cheesy feet

by definitelynotsage November 2, 2021

sage

Very cold; frigid

Derived from "Ice Age".

Girl: "This December isn't very sage?"

by Zoey Alexandria December 13, 2023

Sage

A person who likes to victimize themselves and advocate against things that they themselves partake in. They think they are always right and there perspective is the only one that matters and is valid

She always thinks someone is out to get her, she’s such a sage

by 5363 April 21, 2022

Sage

A amazing guy who can sometimes be rather annoying or obnoxious, but he is also a sweet guy who wants for you to know that he aprecciates you, he most likely has artistic blood runing through his veins

(and is probably gay as shit)

Sage: (insert annoying joke about fucking my mom)

Also Sage: Dude, i aprecciate you, i am very glad i met you <3/p

by akwardAnimator April 15, 2023