Safety dibs shotgun 

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.

Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun

Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️

Safety dibs shotgun by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024

Safety Meeting 

If a safety meeting is called everyone meets in a central location to get a head change and make sure their mind is right.

To get high to steady ones mind.

I think it's time for a safety meeting in 5. Michael bring your apparatus, Destiny has the shit. Who got a torch?

Safety Meeting by DoingThaMost1623 February 10, 2024

safety burger

A burger dedicated to absorbing excessive alcohol after a long night out

Oh man, I had so much fun at that client dinner, I hope my wife doesn’t find out how drunk I am. I need a safety burger!

safety burger by Robbie rosé February 23, 2024

Safety Scissors 

can cut playtime's jumprope, 1st prize's wires, and idk more

I cut playtime's jumprope with safety scissors

Safety Scissors by anonymous August 17, 2024

Safety School 

A college you apply to when you need an easy acceptance to fall back on, because let's face it - someone has to go there.

"Yo, did Wisconsin finally recognize your genius?"
"Not exactly, but hey, my safety school Purdue is basically throwing money at me to attend their cornfield campus."

Safety School by BrentMad🌊🌊🌊🌊 October 26, 2024

Safety Warrior 

A very paranoid person who tries to busybody others into following their own rigid personal safety precautions.

"John keeps telling me not to take the subway on my upcoming trip to New York, because he thinks there's tons of crime. He's such a safety warrior!"

Safety Warrior by greatjofo March 1, 2025

Safety Simp 

Anyone at a company that has a safety role, or an employee that takes safety to seriously.

Can you believe we have an hour safety meeting because Bert got a paper cut. Who ever reported him is a real Safety Simp.

Safety Simp by CBcooper April 30, 2025