Swiss miss

When ur friend lets name him nick has a cousin let’s name him Anton fucks a girl let’s name her kiersten

Wow Swiss miss

by 69yourdad69yourmom696969urdad February 06, 2019

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower

NOTE:be quick it might melt

I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.

I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.

by SalaciousMonkey March 08, 2024

The Swiss Army Knife

When your are a little too coke’d up to keep your erecton so you quickly switch to a finger

I was banging Kim and had to use the Swiss Army knife.

by Technosmash October 07, 2017

Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex March 31, 2016