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Stumping

When a person poops into another persons anus.
I stumped Andrew Tregoning and now we are getting married. He loves stumping.
by the Dostine May 29, 2023
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Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.
Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.
by geeimatree October 12, 2021
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Stumps

The end pieces of a loaf of bread, that still remain in the bag.
I went to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but all the good pieces of bread were gone. Only the stumps were left in the bag.
by Stumpy74 August 12, 2020
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stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
by LillDaryl April 28, 2022
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Stump Grinder

The act of gay men rubbing their penises against each other, similar to scissoring for women.
Hopefully Denis shaves before he comes tonight, I’m not trying to start a fire when he hits me with the ole stump grinder.
by FyffandSG November 11, 2021
mugGet the Stump Grindermug.

Stump

Short dick that looks like a shrunken worm
The stump is so small
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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rump your stump

When one is masturbating so intensely, they rip their penis off.
Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
by RumperStumper April 22, 2014
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