shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

Skumps

n. a word used to cheer or toast something; an exclamation; a cheer during a toast

"Skumps!
Skumps!
A toast to this night!
The outlook is rosy,
The future is bright,
Our children will marry,
Our kingdoms unite,
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps!
Skumps
A toast to the home!
One grander by far than a palace in Rome!
Ah, let me fill up your glass, that last was all foam!
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!"
-Disney's Sleeping Beauty

by TibsisTops March 20, 2009

optic scump

A badass redhead who is gOd at cod and knows how to treat a girl in bed

40 and o in cod I'm the optic scump

by I'm the goat February 4, 2014

sophomore slump

n. Disappointing follow-up to a successful first record album. The term can be applied to a follow-up to a band's first major label release, rather than exclusively to the first release in any format, and can refer either to album sales or critical reception. Sophmore slumps often occur when a band or singer experiences far greater popularity than expected, and is pressured to release new material quickly in order to stay in the public spotlight, or when expectations of follow-up releases are simply too high to be met, due to the success of the first album. A sophomore slump can also occur when a band is ridiculously overhyped and sells millions of records to scenesters and posers, but by the time the second album rolls around even the scenesters and poser have figured out that they actually suck.

Hey, you ever heard of Vampire Weekend? Those guys are a sophomore slump just waiting to happen.

by Jock Strong, Message Board Cowboy April 3, 2008

Ski Mask the slump God

Ski Mask The Slump God has the the 2 biggest BDE in the world .

All you have to do is look at him and you will automatically be blessed, Everyone once a piece of him because he’s hot as fuck and over all amazing

Me: Dude ski mask the slump god has such big dick energy

Person: Hell yeah he does, Every time I hear him talk I just want to bust a nut nohomo tho.

by Veryrarebratz November 2, 2019

Scumpii

Scumpii is a professional Call of Duty player and freckle invested ginger. He is currently a top slayer in the past Call of Duty Games. And has resided in Optic Gaming for the past couple years, along with his teammate Nadeshot.

John: Who the hell is Scumpii!?

Jack: A ninja that will come to your house and watch you sleep while playing COD in the process.

by Kelanche Thug. November 10, 2014

Stumped the Hoff

1. When the smartest student in class gives an incorrect answer, and you give the correct one, and the smartest kid in class is pwned.

2. When someone asks a question the smartest kid in class cannot answer.

1. When BT said the 16th president was George Washington, and Ba said it was Lincoln, the whole class just went, "Oooohhhh, you stumped the HOFF!"

2. Teacher: What is the deffinition of M1?
Smart Student: Uhm, large certificate of deposits over $100,000?
Teacher: WRONG!! I stumped the HOFF!

by Fanster March 26, 2007