sticky keys

the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!

But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.

Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...

by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020

Sticky chad

A male Karen who has anger issues, has barbecue stains on his shirt, and only eats chimichangas

The sticky chad can up to me and made a rude comment on my dress

by Imshortfornoreason April 7, 2021

sticky hickey

When you bust your load into the mouth of someone then they proceeded to give you a hickey with your load still in their mouth, causing a big sticky mess.

Hey bro, this girl I met at the bar says she wants to give me a sticky hickey.

by Dr. Dickyhickey April 22, 2021

Sticky Windshield

When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.

I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.

by Sticky Man August 6, 2012

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022

Sticky Seance

When you prepare Ghost Butter by consuming pineapple and ghost peppers, also commonly done before initiating Astral Procumtion.

Bro I just did a sticky seance and I'm ready to make ghost butter

by The butter man January 14, 2020

Lil Sticky

Some guy who stole my wax pen and leaves the party early

Person 1: Aye bro that lil sticky
Person 2: Lemme guess he stole your wax pen again what

by J Metro February 13, 2020