A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
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A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
A Stealth Infection is an infection that is not immediately obvious or symptomatic. Sometimes with a stealth infection, there is no fever. Some types of Stealth Infections like Lyme Disease can linger in the body for years without being discovered by either the person who is infected or the medical professional whose job it is to care for the infected person.
1. Lyme disease is classic example of a Stealth Infection.
2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
2. The youth mental health crisis, is in part fueled by lack of access to antibiotics, which leads to stealth infections. Easily treatable infections become chronic health problems.
3. Stealth infections can be acquired by tick bites, and tainted or spoiled food, especially in tropical countries where parasites are common. Stealth Infections can also be acquired by sensual contact with others.
4. Untreated UTI’s can be a type of stealth infection caused by failure to wash properly or genital contact with unclean surfaces such as a dirty toilet. UTI’s become stealth infections when healthcare companies and doctors create stupid rules about not giving antibiotics to people showing obvious signs of a UTI. Many health care companies only want to give out antibiotics, when it’s so obvious that the person who needs the antibiotics, or their heirs, could prove medical malpractice in court. Many doctors are willing to watch their patients slowly die (watch their patients Hang) rather than risk getting fired by the evil pricks who control american health care companies.
5. Symptoms of a stealth infection include but are not limited to: Anxiety, insomnia, night sweats, agitation, irritability, paranoia, body aches, joint pain, numbness + pain and tingling in hands and feet, twitches, confusion, exhaustion, fatigue, sleepiness, lack of focus, being fidgety, and the need for naps or excessive sleeping.
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