Soggy Joe

When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.

Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022

Soggy Salmon

The smacking of a wet, flaccid penis across one’s face.

I’ll give that bitch one hell of a soggy salmon.

by BlueJayWay1998 September 12, 2018

Soggy moth

Someone who has a particular soggy lower 'lip'

"She's a bit of a soggy moth"

by boopnoopboop January 11, 2017

Soggy sex

Soggy sex: sex on ur period. Blood gets everywhere n turns into a soggy ass mess. Your sheets get soggy, your towels, your dog, your dick. Highly recommended if you’re horny

Man my girl was on her period and we had so much soggy sex we had to go to bed bath n beyond to get new bed sheets

by soggyguy69 November 24, 2017

soggy boggy

A chewed up piece of paper typically thrown in class.

The wee ned threw a soggy boggy at the classroom ceiling while the teacher had her back turned.

by NotInTheWestEnd February 8, 2021

soggy hammock

When you just cannot control your bowels and the runny shit gets caught in your undies, creating a soggy hammock.

"Hey Steve, if I don't make it to the bathroom in time, I might end up with a soggy hammock."

by Kaizin514 January 24, 2020

soggy glove

A glove, that has had 5 separate penises ejaculate into a different finger each. The glove is then gifted to a female.

Dave, Scott, Tony, Malcolm and I are going to do a soggy glove for Nancy later.

by TerribleTrevorTheTomcat November 18, 2017