jerk simple

the result of excessive masturbation, rendering abuser incapable of functioning in social situations.

As he stared at her breasts and muttered obscenities she wondered if he was retarded or just jerk simple

by pipedoc December 19, 2011

Simple male

Usually displays Neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(sex,food,sleep). Will dissapoint wherever possible. Must brag about any sexual conquest, usually to people who dont care. Will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.

1.Errrrr, sex or food? Both.

Average Male: Jesus Christ you stink!

Simple Male: But i dipped my balls in the sink.

Average Male: Why is that acceptable?

Simple Male: Im off for a shag

by lijolwe March 17, 2009

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Simple Logic

Secretly an alt

Person 1: bro who is simple logic
Tingles: Not me

by Aguywithashortname November 14, 2019

Simple

Contrary to their name these people are no simple personalities at all. Extremely witty and energetic they can be intimidating to others at times. From outside they may appear to be very carefree, bubbly kind of individuals but these people have a certain depth to their character. You can never fool a simple as they are good at reading humans and you are advised not to do so. Full of enery, enthusiastic people they emit a certain warmth wherever they go. When it comes to fashion and beauty these people are generally complimented as too hot to handle.

Wow Simple, you're really not simple.

by PewDiiiiPie November 25, 2021

Simple

A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.

"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"

by PickledCactus May 8, 2023

Real Simple

Real Simple is an American monthly magazine published by Dotdash Meredith.2 The magazine features articles and information related to homemaking, childcare, cooking, and emotional well-being

Additionally, on Mother's Day 2012, Real Simple created a Gift Guide app available on the Apple App Store that had a selection of items for people to buy. Users also had the option to donate to the launch partner, March of Dimes

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023