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Scrotum Bandit

An asshole Brit that goes to very crowded areas with mostly Americans and cups other mens scrotums. Then runs to a store and gets a dildo to pleasure himself before he loses the hard on he got from cupping the strangers balls.
Guy1: A fucking scrotum bandit just got you?! HAHAHA!!
Guy2: Yeah! I'm going to kick his ass Revolutionary War style!
Narrator: Guy2 then proceeded to hunt down the scrotum bandit like a squirrel and snap his dick.... off.
by Stephen Stalin July 28, 2010
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scrotumpole

Giving a swallow job to Mr. Smith at the company picnic sure helped Melany climb the scrotumpole.
by DevilBoy March 11, 2003
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scrotum nibbler

a gay man, a dangerous, dirty homosexual. one homo grabs anthoer homo's scotum skin with the tips of his fingers strectches out the skin. andd proceeds to nibble on it gleefully while making an "eheeheheeehe" sound like some diseased chimp.
Faggotus, the gay, was primarily a penis licker, wheras his jew lover, Shlomo Penus, was more of a scrotum nibbler.
by Da Partna May 11, 2006
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scrotum

the sac of flesh wit balls between my legs.
last night jenna jameson was licking my balls just like the last 2437562983465 guys and boy was it a lovley tea party.
by g-papa July 15, 2008
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scrotum moneky

a male at the age of 15 wieghing under 100 lbs and is shorter than 5 feet or is a white ethiopian that in his spare time enjoys dancing on the scrotum of others. this act does not hurt because when the scrotum monkey dances he is so tiny and nimble it is a party for your balls and no one else is coming.
i yelled to mike, " hey scrotum moneky...get over here and send my balls on a magical adventure."
by JustinTimberlake November 29, 2007
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moldy scrotum

this word is for the meaning of an old saggy persons scrotum usually old people get this when they dont shower often.
"yo kashawn that old person looks like he has a moldy scrotum, he told me he does"
by nickcory June 4, 2009
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monkey scrotum

The sac of a monkey, usually said when you are mad at someone or something
MONKEY SCROTUM! I should have studied for that test.
by Tommaas June 24, 2008
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