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Crystal Russe 

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.
"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"
Crystal Russe by Raderade December 5, 2009

Rusty or russle 

A common name and nickname used for dumb kids

Often jocks who play stupid sports have this name
A lot of guys who think they're hot fucking shit possess this name as well
Have you seen that guy he looks like a rusty or russle
Rusty or russle by Puppet wolf September 2, 2018

russellville 

the podunk shittiest town on earth ... home of the |Agents|.
Yo! Russellville sux major cock! NO, seriously, it sux major cock!
russellville by $hotcalla February 19, 2005

nipsey russell 

when his/her nipples are clamped, stretched and burnt while receiving an alaskan pipeline or other anally induced sexual maneuvers
last night breanna gave me a nipsey russell ill never forget
nipsey russell by russtopher January 2, 2008
A name given to a beast PENIS
Omg he has a huge RUSSELL
Russell by Beast d0nk3r May 16, 2018
Truly an amazing human. You may be weary at first to trust a Russell because they can be so reserved, but have faith in their loyalty and honesty. A Russell is committed, loving, and willing to marry you anytime, anywhere. A rare Russell would have the body of a Greek God, mind of a genius, a taste in music that is truly unique, and be a bit of a smart ass. Be grateful when a Russell comes into your life.
That guy Russell is a cutie - a real fuckin' snack.
Russell by PraiseSatan November 7, 2019