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keith richards

Keith richards is the sexy rock legend who came in 9th position in the sexy men of 1965.
In book "THE rolling stones"

Brian Jones:-The fashionable mod
Keith richards:-The handsome man ,the 9th sexiest man
by WonderingWal April 11, 2006
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Denise Richards

Denise Richards is an uber easy bake oven (Please see Def. for 'Easy Bake Oven') She is always turned on and often has multiple orgasms.
That girl is such a "Denise Richards!" Ladies, keep your men close!

I wish I was Denise Richards, then I could sing like a fool and get away with it just like she did in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. (Which is a great film!)
by Darling Nicki July 5, 2006
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Richard Simpkin

British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.
Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."
by Hamza April 25, 2006
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Richard Ramirez

Richard Ramirez is a Mexican-American man from El Paso, Texas who was a serial killer, rapist, intruder, and robber. He was also known as the “Night Stalker” who committed horrible crimes around the 1980s, in which multiple families and American residents had to suffer his attacks in Los Angles, California. He was also a self-proclaimed satanist. Imagine a reptile-looking deranged man with yellow crooked teeth, a sharp jawline, and dark eyes which if you stare at it too long you might get nightmares. Apperately, he is the most over-sexualized serial killer out there because mentally ill, delusional females would express their love for him regardless of him being - um really fucking dead, and a seriously horrible person - I mean, come on, his first victim was 9 years old! Are you kidding me? Don’t read the other definitions.
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Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.
That Guy Was a Richard Crainium
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Richard Gere

A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster
Damn those ass bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole' Richard Gere
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Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
by DelCast January 31, 2007
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